Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

One day, there was a vacuum cleaner salesman came to my house.

Without saying a word, and even before I had a chance to say something, suddenly the salesman threw some chicken shit on my carpet and said,"If this vacuum cleaner can not clean the shit until nothing left within 15 minutes, I guarantee you, I will eat the shit from the carpet, one by one."

"Hey, do you want me to smear your face with chili while starting to eat the shit at this moment?", I said.

"Hey, chill out, don't worry, it will be clean in less than 15 minutes without leaving any smell at all", explained the salesman.

So I said,"You better start to eat the shit now because there was just an announcement that we will have no electricity until tomorrow morning!"

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